CASIO CA53W-1 Watch with Calculator

You can spot a geek by the kind of watch he wears. If you see him wearing a watch like this, he's a numbers geek. If this man is your friend, get him laid immediately. And steal his watch. If you are not his friend, punch him. It's called tough love.


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E.T. Macbook Pro Skin Vinyl Decal Sticker

Remember E.T. The alien with the Extra Testicle that tried to go all pedo on the Earth kid? Well now you can display him on your fancy MacBook Pro. I'm sure you and Steve Jobs will be very happy as you lose $14.45 and he sits in a plush office blowing himself.

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