E.T. Macbook Pro Skin Vinyl Decal Sticker

Remember E.T. The alien with the Extra Testicle that tried to go all pedo on the Earth kid? Well now you can display him on your fancy MacBook Pro. I'm sure you and Steve Jobs will be very happy as you lose $14.45 and he sits in a plush office blowing himself.

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Classic Alien Action Figure

I saw aliens before it came out in the theater. Of course I was hopped up on Budweiser and meth at the time. This thing tried to rip my damn face off and incubate alien eggs in my gut. I woke up in front of a 7-11 a few hours later. Turned out it was just a homeless midget pissing on my leg, dry humping me and stealing my beer money.

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