Who needs babysitters when you have LEGO Batman?

Babysitters cost too much money. TV and videogames are much cheaper. I'm recommending Lego Batman since I sat my dumbass kid in front of this and went out to a ball game. Of course, when I came back, there was a wiimote sticking out of my flatscreen and the fruity fruit of my lions was dressed as Robin and calling the cat Commissioner Gordon.


But at least I didn't have to raise him that day.

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LEGO Star Wars Darth Vader Mini-Figure Alarm Clock

The force is strong with this Darth Vader Minifig Clock. Maybe it can wake my wife's ass up and get her to work making my breakfast. Cuz right now, she ain't makin herself very useful. Only 24.99.

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