BioShock 2 Big Daddy Plush Doll

Jesus! That looks like what I wake up next to every morning. This is what my morning beer is all about. But if for some reason you like the bejesus scared out of you, then he's only $23.16.

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Who needs babysitters when you have LEGO Batman?

Babysitters cost too much money. TV and videogames are much cheaper. I'm recommending Lego Batman since I sat my dumbass kid in front of this and went out to a ball game. Of course, when I came back, there was a wiimote sticking out of my flatscreen and the fruity fruit of my lions was dressed as Robin and calling the cat Commissioner Gordon.


But at least I didn't have to raise him that day.

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Dead Space Isaac Action Figure

This Isaac action figure is awesome. This game reminds me of battling my first cockroach infested apartment, when I had to squish shoot and stomp all kinds of buggers. Not much has changed.

• Comes with RC-DC Disc Ripper Accessory
• LED Lights
• Over 20 Points of Articulation
• Officially Licensed  

$31.99

 

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