Battlestar Galactica Villains Minimates Box Set

Man I love the frakkin' Cylons. They are shiny, they talk a lot less then my wife and they enslave humanity. What's not to love? Only $15.50. They also eat a lot less than my wife and don't take steaming craps in the shitter, which I walk into and pass out from, only to wake up and find that she's had her way with me. Shudder.

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LEGO Star Wars Darth Vader Mini-Figure Alarm Clock

The force is strong with this Darth Vader Minifig Clock. Maybe it can wake my wife's ass up and get her to work making my breakfast. Cuz right now, she ain't makin herself very useful. Only 24.99.

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