Classic Alien Action Figure

I saw aliens before it came out in the theater. Of course I was hopped up on Budweiser and meth at the time. This thing tried to rip my damn face off and incubate alien eggs in my gut. I woke up in front of a 7-11 a few hours later. Turned out it was just a homeless midget pissing on my leg, dry humping me and stealing my beer money.

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Dead Space Isaac Action Figure

This Isaac action figure is awesome. This game reminds me of battling my first cockroach infested apartment, when I had to squish shoot and stomp all kinds of buggers. Not much has changed.

• Comes with RC-DC Disc Ripper Accessory
• LED Lights
• Over 20 Points of Articulation
• Officially Licensed  

$31.99

 

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Battlestar Galactica Villains Minimates Box Set

Man I love the frakkin' Cylons. They are shiny, they talk a lot less then my wife and they enslave humanity. What's not to love? Only $15.50. They also eat a lot less than my wife and don't take steaming craps in the shitter, which I walk into and pass out from, only to wake up and find that she's had her way with me. Shudder.

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