Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Classic Alien Action Figure

I saw aliens before it came out in the theater. Of course I was hopped up on Budweiser and meth at the time. This thing tried to rip my damn face off and incubate alien eggs in my gut. I woke up in front of a 7-11 a few hours later. Turned out it was just a homeless midget pissing on my leg, dry humping me and stealing my beer money.


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