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Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Star Trek Transporter Room Playset
If only the transporter were real. I would transport Felicia Day onto my lap, while transporting my wife into World of Warcraft, where she can terrorize geeks with her troll features and hot hog breath. Felicia would bounce up and down on my lap until she raised the sword of excalibur in my pants. This would make me happy. Gotta go. The wife is choking on a ham sandwich the size of her head.