I mostly watch Superhero movies and read comic books to quiet the sound of the wife in my ears. Sometimes I pretend that I'm the hulk, or Captain America and I stand up to her. No, I won't take the trash out! You vacuum the floor! Your 500 pounds of hydraulic rape will no longer enslave me!
Too bad it usually ends with me crying on the floor after she's had a go at my balls. Anyhow, this 400 page Marvel book should keep you from hearing your wifes voice for at least a few hours. It spans the entire Marvel history and features all of the heroes and villains.
[Amazon]
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